Wife Joke “Why do you look so sad?” “I wanted to drown my worries but my wife didn’t want to go in the water.” Guy Joke I heard that it is easier to find a girlfriend when you have things in common. So girls, I like to breath. Uniform Joke I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds. Woman Joke You really are the most jealous woman I know. Oh, so you know lots of other women, do you?! Car Joke My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently. Fridge Joke If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? Politician Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Grandpa Joke “Mom, can I play with grandpa?” “No, you just leave him hanging until the police comes.” Dirty Joke What is agony? You are a one-armed man hanging off a cliff. Suddenly your butt starts to itch. Postman Joke Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have! Cleaning Jo...
We’ll we’ll we’ll, and if it isn’t the Autocorrect. 5 and 2 had an argument. 2 1 Fun fact Did you know that when you take all the nerves from a human body and align them so they’re forming a straight line, you’ll end up in jail for a really, really long time? What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee? A depresso. I used to breed rabbits. Then I realized they can handle it themselves. Google request: How to disable autocorrect in wife? Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could crack up. What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer. I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the rascal did was made me pay in advance. Does your horse smoke? No. Well, then I think your stable is burning. What are a shark’s two most favorite words? Man overboard! “Waiter, the steak is smelling very strongly of liquor!” The waiter backs up 3 steps and asks, “How’s that ...
Know the Bible of God that is best for daily study. Understand why the holy Bible was numbered into chapters and Bible verses. The NRSV Bible is the best for study as the interpretation is good and the language is also not very difficult. The Good News Bible language is so simple that anyone with basic English can understand it. However the message gets diluted sometimes in trying to offer a very simple and graspable language. The original Bible did not contain any numbering of chapters or verses. In the 13th century Archbishop Stephen Langton was the first persons to develop a numbering system for Bible chapters. In the 16th century Robert Stephanus (Estienne) developed a system for numbering Bible verses. There were others who developed alternate systems of numbering. However these two systems have been widely adopted till date. In 1551 (OT) and 1571 (NT) Bibles were printed with numbers. The invention of the printing press at this time demanded such developments so as to ...
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